- Jack's Number
Caller: "Will you please give me the talephone number of Jack?"
Call Center Agent: "I am sorry sir, I don't understand who you are talking about"
Call Center Agent: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall."
- Smart Spiel To Handle A Frustrated Caller
"Well if you are not completely satisfied with our product, remember that a little disappointment is good for building character."
- Blind Monitor
Caller: "I am having issues with my monitor."
Tech Support: "What kind of problem are you experiencing?"
Caller: "Well, I'm trying to print a document but the computer says "It can't find the printer."
So, I turned the computer's monitor to face the printer and it still says "Unable to find the printer."